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juz a joke of some country which have related with the habit of their citizens compare with ‘a cow’ of course…
enjoy ur self…. 😉
It’s bout’ Our Country (part1)
Posted July 9, 2008
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Question :
Apakah anda tahu mengapa Indonesia tidak menjadi negara maju?
Answer :
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A letter for Mr.Gates…
Posted June 21, 2008
on:Saturday, June 21, 2008
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
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Global Warn(warm)ing Effect
Posted June 11, 2008
on:Sharing aja issue yg byk beredar d’lingkungan qta akhir2 ini…
Pada perduli ama bumi kan ??
Naah ini salah satu impact-nya…
Terutama terjadi pada generasi muda..
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Percakapan d’suatu pagie dgn SPV Promotion bernama mb onk d’kantor..
Draff lama siy, but luchu aja en kepikiran publish ulank…
Mb Onk : ‘hmm baju2 SPG niy ko tipis bgt…’
Nz : (courious way’s) ‘waah luchu jg baju-nya mb onk, liat dunk…’
Mb Onk : ‘iyaa liat aja…’ (nyodorin kaos2 yg bakalan d’pke ank2 SPG untuk event promotion)
Nz : ‘bagus koq mb… apa yg salah ??’
Mb Onk : ‘terlalu tipis niz, liat dec, udh gethuw pendek bgt rok-nya…’
Nz : ‘waaah sexy dunk mb… hehehe… ‘ (ngebayangin klo aq yg pke pasti kya gulink yg sarung-nya kekecilan, hahahaha)
Mb Nen : ‘Gpp mb onk, ank2 SPG ituw kaki-nya panjang2 kan, justru jd-nya sexy…’
Nz : ‘Hmm bener ituw mb…’
Mb Onk : ‘Gethuw yach ??’
Mb Nen : ‘Ank skr kan PEDE2 bgt pke baju2 minim bahan kya gethuw, beda ama jaman qta mb onk, baju kudu panjang…’
Mb Onk : ‘Wedi-ne cah2 SPG-ne podo masuk angin mb nen, hehehe…’
All : (ketawa brg : mode on)
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truz apa hubungan-nya dengan GLOBAL WARMING ???
ini niy…
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Mr. FAIL – U’re..
Posted May 22, 2008
on:- In: Joke'z
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amazed to ‘Who Is A Failure’ on here
then ‘I’m Feeling Lucky’,
to find this..
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The first photo was taken when the Chinese president went to US.
and..
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then..
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ngupil..
ooh ngupil..
bozz never wrong ?
Posted April 4, 2008
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Pasal 1.
SeniorBozz selalu benar
Pasal 2. JikaSeniorBozz salah, balixdewke pasal 1
Endless Loop
Posted February 13, 2008
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A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally
   someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and
   broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower
   with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body.
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 What had happened? Was foul play involved? The mystery was finally
   solved, when one of his fellow programmers read the instructions on
   the shampoo bottle:
 ———————–
 Wet hair
 Apply shampoo
 Lather
 Rinse
 Repeat
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1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
   they don’t have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
   anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
   screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the
   first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
   and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t #9 on
   this list.
Story bout’ Un-devoted Ways
Posted February 13, 2008
on:not juz one.. there’s a SIX stories bout’ un-devoted ways..
don’t make this straight as ur example.. 😉
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