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juz a joke of some country which have related with the habit of their citizens compare with ‘a cow’ of course…
enjoy ur self…. 😉

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Question :
Apakah anda tahu mengapa Indonesia tidak menjadi negara maju?

Answer :
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Saturday, June 21, 2008
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
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Sharing aja issue yg byk beredar d’lingkungan qta akhir2 ini…
Pada perduli ama bumi kan ??
Naah ini salah satu impact-nya…
Terutama terjadi pada generasi muda..

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Percakapan d’suatu pagie dgn SPV Promotion bernama mb onk d’kantor..
Draff lama siy, but luchu aja en kepikiran publish ulank…

Mb Onk : ‘hmm baju2 SPG niy ko tipis bgt…’
Nz : (courious way’s) ‘waah luchu jg baju-nya mb onk, liat dunk…’
Mb Onk : ‘iyaa liat aja…’ (nyodorin kaos2 yg bakalan d’pke ank2 SPG untuk event promotion)
Nz : ‘bagus koq mb… apa yg salah ??’
Mb Onk : ‘terlalu tipis niz, liat dec, udh gethuw pendek bgt rok-nya…’
Nz : ‘waaah sexy dunk mb… hehehe… ‘ (ngebayangin klo aq yg pke pasti kya gulink yg sarung-nya kekecilan, hahahaha) :mrgreen:
Mb Nen : ‘Gpp mb onk, ank2 SPG ituw kaki-nya panjang2 kan, justru jd-nya sexy…’
Nz : ‘Hmm bener ituw mb…’
Mb Onk : ‘Gethuw yach ??’
Mb Nen : ‘Ank skr kan PEDE2 bgt pke baju2 minim bahan kya gethuw, beda ama jaman qta mb onk, baju kudu panjang…’
Mb Onk : ‘Wedi-ne cah2 SPG-ne podo masuk angin mb nen, hehehe…’
All : (ketawa brg : mode on) :mrgreen:

 

truz apa hubungan-nya dengan GLOBAL WARMING ???
ini niy…
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amazed to ‘Who Is A Failure’ on here
then ‘I’m Feeling Lucky’,
to find this..

 

The first photo was taken when the Chinese president went to US.

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Pres. China went to US

and..

 

 

then..

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ngupil..
ooh ngupil.. :mrgreen:

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Pasal 1. Senior Bozz selalu benar
Pasal 2. Jika Senior Bozz salah, balix dew ke pasal 1 :mrgreen:

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A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally
    someone noticed and called the cops. They went round to his flat and
    broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower
    with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body.
 
 What had happened?  Was foul play involved?  The mystery was finally
    solved, when one of his fellow programmers read the instructions on
    the shampoo bottle:
 ———————–
 Wet hair
 Apply shampoo
 Lather
 Rinse
 Repeat

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1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
    they don’t have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
    anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
    screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the
    first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
    and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t #9 on
    this list.

not juz one.. there’s a SIX stories bout’ un-devoted ways..
don’t make this straight as ur example.. 😉

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eituze is..

a humble note of an ordinary girls who believe that everything must have a beginning and the end justifies the means..


it's all bout' what I saw, what I heard, and what I knew bout' the truth... and it's all out there..

here's the story.. ...enjoy ur self...



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No Air
Jordin Spark feat Chris Brown

Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air? 

[Jordin] 
If I should die before I wake 
It's cause you took my breath away 
Losing you is like living in a world with no air, oh 

[Chris] 
I’m here alone, didn’t wanna leave 
My heart won’t move, it’s incomplete 
Wish there was a way that I can make you understand 

[Jordin] 
But how 
Do you expect me, to live alone with just me? 
‘Cause my world revolves around you 
It’s so hard for me to breathe 

[Chorus-Both] 
Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air? 
Can’t live, can’t breathe with no air 
That’s how I feel whenever you ain’t there 
There’s no air, no air 
Got me out here in the water so deep 
Tell me how you gon be without me? 
If you ain’t here, I just can’t breathe 
There’s no air, no air 
No air air, No air air 
No air air, No air air 

[Chris] 
I walked, I ran, I jumped, I flew, 
Right off the ground to flow to you 
There’s no gravity to hold me down, for real 

[Jordin] 
But somehow I’m still alive inside 
You took my breath but I survived 
I don’t know how but I don’t even care 

[Both] 
So how do you expect me, to live alone with just me? 
‘Cause my world revolves around you 
It’s so hard for me to breathe 

[Chorus-Both] 
Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air? 
Can’t live, can’t breathe with no air 
That’s how I feel whenever you ain’t there 
There’s no air, no air 
Got me out here in the water so deep 
Tell me how you gon be without me? 
If you ain’t here I just can’t breathe 
There’s no air, no air 
No air air, No air air 
No air air, No air air 

No more 

No air 

Baby 

There's no air, no air 

Hey, oOoOo 

Oooooooooooooh 

[Chorus-Both] 
Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air? 
Can’t live, can’t breathe with no air 
That’s how I feel whenever you ain’t there 
There’s no air, no air 
Got me out here in the water so deep 
Tell me how you gon be without me? 
If you ain’t here I just can’t breathe 
There’s no air, no air 
[Jordin] 
(Do you expect me, to live alone with just me 
Cause my world revolves around you, It's so hard for me to breathe) 

[Both] 
Tell me how I'm supposed to breath with no air? 
Can't live, can't breathe with no air 
That's how I feel whenever you ain't there 
There's no air, no air 

[Outro-Both] 
Got me out here in the water so deep 

Tell me how you gonna be without me? 

If you ain’t here I just can’t breathe 

There’s no air, no air 
No air air, No air air 
No air air, 

No air  




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