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Indon -vs- Malingsia

Posted on: June 6, 2008

hehehe.. dpet imel dr tetangga en bkin aq cekikikan..
parah bgt yaach bahasa-nya.. pantesan agk susah org indon ngobrol ma mrk..
check one by one carefully yach..:mrgreen:

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INDONESIA : Pejabat Negara
MALAYSIA : Kaki Tangan Negara
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INDONESIA : Kementerian Hukum dan HAM
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tuduh Menuduh
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INDONESIA : Kementerian Agama
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tak Berdosa
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INDONESIA : Menteri Kehutanan
MALAYSIA : Menteri Semak Belukar
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INDONESIA : Departemen Pertanian
MALAYSIA : Departemen Cucuk Tanam
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INDONESIA : Angkatan Darat
MALAYSIA : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi
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INDONESIA : Angkatan Laut
MALAYSIA : Angkatan Basah Kuyup
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INDONESIA : Angkatan Udara
MALAYSIA : Laskar Angin-Angin
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INDONESIA : Pasukan Bubar Jalan !!!
MALAYSIA : Pasukan Cerai Berai !!!
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INDONESIA : Pasukan Terjung Payung
MALAYSIA : Aska Begayut
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INDONESIA : Purnawirawan Militer
MALAYSIA : Pasukan tak Berguna
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INDONESIA : Merayap
MALAYSIA : Bersetubuh dengan bumi
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INDONESIA: Rumah Sakit Bersalin
MALAYSIA : Hospital Korban Lelaki
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INDONESIA : Telepon Selular
MALAYSIA : Talipon Bimbit
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INDONESIA : Toilet
MALAYSIA : Bilik Termenung
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INDONESIA : ES Campur
MALAYSIA : ABC (Air Batu Campur)
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INDONESIA : Belok kiri, Belok kanan
MALAYSIA : Pusing kiri, Pusing kanan
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INDONESIA : Buldozer
MALAYSIA : Setrika Bumi
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INDONESIA : Penghapus
MALAYSIA : Pemadam
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INDONESIA : Sendok
MALAYSIA : Centong
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INDONESIA : Centong
MALAYSIA : Sendok
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INDONESIA : 6.30 = jam setengah tujuh
MALAYSIA : 6.30 = jam enam setengah
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INDONESIA : gratis ngobrol 30 menit
MALAYSIA : percuma berbual 30 minit
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INDONESIA : tidak bisa
MALAYSIA : tak boleh
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INDONESIA : ok lah, gw mo tidur dulu
MALAYSIA : ok larr, aku nak tido
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INDONESIA : WC
MALAYSIA : Tandas
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INDONESIA : Anak Kecil
MALAYSIA : Budak Cilik
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INDONESIA : Satpam
MALAYSIA : Penunggu Maling
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INDONESIA : Polisi
MALAYSIA : Pak Rela   **bukannya polis bro…
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INDONESIA : Pengacara
MALAYSIA : Penguam
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INDONESIA : Mil/per-jam (MPH)
MALAYSIA : Batu-sejam (Bsj)   **Ni bangsa masih jaman Batu ternyata…
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INDONESIA : Aduk
MALAYSIA : Kacau
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INDONESIA : Di aduk hingga merata
MALAYSIA : Kacaukan tuk datar
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INDONESIA : anak kecil lagi kejar-kejaran
MALAYSIA : tak boleh kau memburu dia
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INDONESIA : 7 Putaran
MALAYSIA : 7 Pusingan
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INDONESIA : Imut-imut
MALAYSIA : Comel benar
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INDONESIA : Bertengkar
MALAYSIA : Bertumbuk
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INDONESIA : Pemerkosaan
MALAYSIA : Perogolan
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INDONESIA : Pencopet
MALAYSIA : Penyeluk Saku
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INDONESIA : Joystick
MALAYSIA : Batang Senang
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INDONESIA : Tidur siang
MALAYSIA : Petang telentang
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INDONESIA : Cuci Mobil
MALAYSIA : Cuci Kereta
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INDONESIA : Lemari Es
MALAYSIA : Peti Dingin
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INDONESIA : Air Hangat
MALAYSIA : Air Suam
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INDONESIA : Ikan Teri
MALAYSIA : Ikan Bilis
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INDONESIA : Terasi
MALAYSIA : Belacan
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INDONESIA : Tahun Lalu
MALAYSIA : Tahun Lepas
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INDONESIA : Sepatu
MALAYSIA : Kasut
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INDONESIA : Ban
MALAYSIA : Tayar   **diambil dari cara baca tulisan Tyre dalam english
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INDONESIA : Remote
MALAYSIA : Kawalan Jauh
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INDONESIA : Kulkas
MALAYSIA : Peti Sejuk
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INDONESIA : Chatting
MALAYSIA : Bilik Berbual
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INDONESIA : Selang Air
MALAYSIA : Karet
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INDONESIA : Rusak
MALAYSIA : Tak Sihat
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INDONESIA : Sabuk Pengaman di Pesawat
MALAYSIA : Tali Keledar
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INDONESIA : Keliling Kota
MALAYSIA : Pusing Pusing Ke Bandar
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INDONESIA : Tank
MALAYSIA : Kereta Kebal
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INDONESIA : Jalan-jalan
MALAYSIA : Makan Angin
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INDONESIA : Helm
MALAYSIA : Topi Keledar
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INDONESIA : Kedatangan
MALAYSIA : Ketibaan
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INDONESIA : Bersenang-senang
MALAYSIA : Berseronok
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INDONESIA : Penjudi
MALAYSIA : Kaki Judi
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INDONESIA : Pemabuk
MALAYSIA : Kaki Botol
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INDONESIA : Bioskop
MALAYSIA : Panggung Wayang
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INDONESIA : Rumah Sakit Jiwa
MALAYSIA : Gubuk Gila
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INDONESIA : Dokter Ahli Jiwa
MALAYSIA : Dokter Gila
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INDONESIA : Narkoba
MALAYSIA : Dadah
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INDONESIA : Pintu Darurat
MALAYSIA : Pintu Kecemasan
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INDONESIA : Hantu Pocong
MALAYSIA : Hantu Bungkus
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9 Responses to "Indon -vs- Malingsia"

hahahahaha lucu niez.. thx u..

u’re welkom.. -nz-😉

GANYANG MALAYSIA !!!

hiduuuuuup ganyang…🙂 loch?? hehehe..-nz-

aneh juga yaa…
ga sesuai EYD (Ejaan Yang Disempurnakan)…

yaach nama-nya jg org MALAYSIA mb, mna ada EYD siy..😉 -nz-

Menteri Hukum dan HAM = Menteri Saling Menuduh ?:mrgreen:

d’kementrian malaysia, saya yakin mrk salink menuduh pak.. !!! d’indon gethuw jg g yach ??? -nz-😉

INDONESIA : Menteri Kehutanan
MALAYSIA : Menteri Semak Belukar

berarti si Andika itu kerjanya di departement semak belukar ya??

whoahahahhaa.. bukan gw yg ngomong lho yax.. !!😉 -nz-

nie…aQ kasih tambahan.. bener ga’nya ga tanggung..
INDONESIA : KUBURAN
MALAYSIA : ORANG DITANAM
waaahhh bener2 deh…ga braturan.

moz… jngan asal yee… list d’ataz tuch source-nya mank dr org malay..😦 -nz-

liat sini bro=
http://malingsiaku.co.cc

kahkahkah:mrgreen:

waaah ada maling ups MALAY pipol yg mampir… gmn bro ?
don’t hurt feeling yach… qta mah democratic aja koq… msalah INDON INDONESIA and MALING MALAYSIA ini… peace kan bro ??? (^_^)V
thx U for step by… -nz-

bahasa mereka kayak orang yang kepanjangan lidah aja. yang sedikit dabanyak-banyakin. bener-bener lucu

nz : ………… kepanjangan lidah atow kepanjangan huruf ??? …..😉
thx 4 step by…

wkwkwk……yg paling ksian, purnawirawan militer malon masa ,pasukan tak berguna…wkwkwkw…

nz : kwkwkw..
mungkin mksud-nya krn purnawirawan tdk terpakai lg pak..😉

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No Air
Jordin Spark feat Chris Brown

Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air? 

[Jordin] 
If I should die before I wake 
It's cause you took my breath away 
Losing you is like living in a world with no air, oh 

[Chris] 
I’m here alone, didn’t wanna leave 
My heart won’t move, it’s incomplete 
Wish there was a way that I can make you understand 

[Jordin] 
But how 
Do you expect me, to live alone with just me? 
‘Cause my world revolves around you 
It’s so hard for me to breathe 

[Chorus-Both] 
Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air? 
Can’t live, can’t breathe with no air 
That’s how I feel whenever you ain’t there 
There’s no air, no air 
Got me out here in the water so deep 
Tell me how you gon be without me? 
If you ain’t here, I just can’t breathe 
There’s no air, no air 
No air air, No air air 
No air air, No air air 

[Chris] 
I walked, I ran, I jumped, I flew, 
Right off the ground to flow to you 
There’s no gravity to hold me down, for real 

[Jordin] 
But somehow I’m still alive inside 
You took my breath but I survived 
I don’t know how but I don’t even care 

[Both] 
So how do you expect me, to live alone with just me? 
‘Cause my world revolves around you 
It’s so hard for me to breathe 

[Chorus-Both] 
Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air? 
Can’t live, can’t breathe with no air 
That’s how I feel whenever you ain’t there 
There’s no air, no air 
Got me out here in the water so deep 
Tell me how you gon be without me? 
If you ain’t here I just can’t breathe 
There’s no air, no air 
No air air, No air air 
No air air, No air air 

No more 

No air 

Baby 

There's no air, no air 

Hey, oOoOo 

Oooooooooooooh 

[Chorus-Both] 
Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air? 
Can’t live, can’t breathe with no air 
That’s how I feel whenever you ain’t there 
There’s no air, no air 
Got me out here in the water so deep 
Tell me how you gon be without me? 
If you ain’t here I just can’t breathe 
There’s no air, no air 
[Jordin] 
(Do you expect me, to live alone with just me 
Cause my world revolves around you, It's so hard for me to breathe) 

[Both] 
Tell me how I'm supposed to breath with no air? 
Can't live, can't breathe with no air 
That's how I feel whenever you ain't there 
There's no air, no air 

[Outro-Both] 
Got me out here in the water so deep 

Tell me how you gonna be without me? 

If you ain’t here I just can’t breathe 

There’s no air, no air 
No air air, No air air 
No air air, 

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