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Kartini’s Day

Posted on: April 22, 2008

‘Selamat Hari Kartini’

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Walo telat sehari niy,but kmren adl hari d’mana dluw (sewaktu aq kecil) ngrasa jadee cwe tough dalam sehari.. Gmn g? Seharian ituw qta bs dandan abiez2-an tuk ikutan fashion show ataw karnaval (TeKa), ikutan lomba masak (eSDe), ikutan lomba pidato dan deklamasi (eSeMPe, eSeMaA) dan ikutan seabrek kegiatan yg bs ngebuktiin bahwa cwe itu bs tough kya cwo.

Nah blogwalking kali ini smpet nemuin milis yg bkin aq ngakak (pke tambahan ngangguk2 kepala).
Haloow cwo2 !!! No offence (again). Feedback hari kartini slama bertaun2 niy.. Aq copas langsung yach..


Tanggal 21 April diperingati sebagai hari Kartini. Menurut seorang sumber kepercayaan yang dikuat-kuatkan, emansipasi wanita sudah mencapai tahap titik balik dan memasuki tahap diskriminasi pria. Loh, koq? Apa iya?😕
Inilah fakta yang berhasil dihimpun dalam berbagai sudut pandang:

1. Soal nggabung mobil
Cewek mau nggabung ke mobil yang udah penuh cowok
Cwo2 says : ‘ga apa2, ayo sini, kalo dipangku masih cukup kok’

Cowok mao nggabung ke mobil yang udah penuh cewek
Cwe2 says : ‘enak aja !!! mau cari kesempatan dalam kesempitan ya?’

2. Soal pekerjaan
Cewek mengerjakan pekerjaan cowok (ex : presiden, direktur, polisi)
Cwo2 says : ’emansipasi wanita..’

Cowok mengerjakan pekerjaan cewek (ex : babysitter, pembantu)
Cwe2 says : ‘ckckck.. di Indonesia cari kerjaan emang susah..’

3. Soal preman
Cewek diggangguin preman
Cwo2 says : ‘kasian tuh, ayo kita tolongin..’

Cowok digangguin preman
Cwe2 says : ‘huu, salah sendiri cari urusan ma tu preman..’

4. Soal nuangin minuman
Cewek nuangin minuman buat cowoknya
Cwo2 says : ‘hmm, calon istri idaman..’

Cowok nuangin minuman buat ceweknya
Cwe2 says : ‘ISTI (Ikatan Suami Takut Istri) deh kyanya’

5. Soal style
Cewek cantik, kaya, baik hati, sudah dewasa, dan masih lajang
Cwo2 says : ‘perfect, sedang menunggu calon suami yang tepat..’

Cowok cakep, Kaya, Baik hati, sudah dewasa, dan juga masih lajang
Cwe2 says : ‘kalo ga impoten berarti gay..’

6. Soal dandan
Istriku dandan sampe setengah jam sebelum pergi
Cwo2 says : ‘begitulah cewek, maklum aja..’

Suamiku dandan sampe setengah jam sebelum pergi
Cwe2 says : ‘jangan2 suamimu selingkuh tuh..’

7. Soal berbaju
Cewek pake baju cowok
Cwo2 says : ‘tomboi..’

Cowok pake baju cewek
Cwe2 says : ‘banci, amit-amit deh’

8. Soal sejenis
Cewek lesbi
Cwo2 says : ‘pasti gara2 dia sering disakitin sama cowok..’

Cowok Homo
Cwe2 says : ‘pasti gara2 ga ada cewek yang mau..’

9. Soal bokep
Cewek liat bokep
Cwo2 says : ‘namanya aja juga penasaran, wajar..’

Cowok liat bokep
Cwe2 says : ‘semua cowok emang gitu, ga ada yang bener!!’

10. Soal salon
Cewekku ke salon 3 kali seminggu, apa ga kebangetan coba?
Cwo2 says : ‘Itu namanya merawat diri, kalo cewekmu cantik kan kamu juga yg senang..’

Cowokku ke salon 3 kali seminggu, apa ga kebangetan coba?
Cwe2 says : ‘Jangan2 salonnya salon plus-plus..’

11. Soal mandi
Cewekku tu blom puas kalo mandinya blom sampe satu jam
Cwo2 says : ‘Kalo ga gitu namanya bukan cewek..’

Cowok mandi ampe satu jam
Cwe2 says : ‘Mencurigakan, pasti di dalam dia lg m@^%&@$!..’

12. Soal dokter kulkel
Cewek pergi ke dokter kulit & kelamin
Cwo2 says : ‘pasti lagi konsultasi tentang kulitnya..’

Cowok pergi ke dokter kulit dan kelamin
Cwe2 says : ‘pasti lagi konsultasi tentang kelaminnya..’

13. Soal prestasi
Cewek berprestasi
Cwo2 says : ‘cewek super’

Cowok berprestasi
Cwe2 says : ‘sudah seharusnya..’

14. Soal TIDAK prestasi
Cewek tidak berprestasi
Cwo2 says : ‘gak apaa..’

Cowok TIDAK prestasi
Cwe2 says : ‘ke laut aje..’

15. …

Masih ada lagi?
Adakah saatnya memerlukan hari Kartono??
Selamat hari Kartini dan Kartono..😉

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5 Responses to "Kartini’s Day"

nice post..walaupun nanti ada diskriminasi pria, bagaimanapun juga wanita butuh sentuhan pria..hehehehehe

spt-nya mz cee berpengalaman dlm bidang ‘sentuh-menyentuh’ jg niy..😎 -niez-

ya iyalah wanita perlu sentuhan pria seperti halnya pria butuh sentuhan wanita cieeeeee….jadi tdk akan ada diskriminasi antara lelaki dan wanita, iya gak ?? ck ck
btw neh….hari gini…prayaan kartono kita disuguhi dengan kesalahan masa lalu yg harus segera di perbaiki, so berkutat dgn digit2 (mending kalo digit2 $$)
jadi gak menikmati hari kartono bu….liat aja kita smua pada diem, apalagi hansie, hilang spt ditelan bumi, hmmmmm pada penuaan dini nih !! akibat kbanyakan melototin STS hahaha……..ngaca deh niez liatin brp kerutan yg muncul dihari kartini yg untuk kesekian kali ini🙂

hiduuup admin cweee…
ciaa youuu… woaa gilaa krn IeCiCiIeDhiee😮 -niez-

wuahahahaha.. lucu niez.
aku ikut nambahin ya.

15.
Soal TIDAK salat
Cewek tidak salat
Cwo2 says : ‘pasti lagi mens..’

Cowok TIDAK salat
Cwe2 says : ‘salatlah sebelum engkau disalatkan..’

hmm..
dr comment seorang laki2 saya anggap suatu pembenaran.. hahaha 🙂 -niez-

wuaaa….
asyikkk!!!
jadi bangga nich jadi cewek
HIDUP CEWEK!!! Eh btw dah baca bukunya Esti Kinasih YG jdl-nya “CEWEK!!!” lom? rugi lho kl blom baca(kok jadi promosi gini sih aq?)
Psn buat para cowok: “jangan nangis n ngiri gara2 ga da hari kartono ye!”hehehexixixi

blom tuc moz.. bagus yach ? -niez-

bangeeet…nget…nget…menurutku lho,(yg ga stuju ga blh protes)tuch novel ceritanya ada 3 cewek di cuekin ma cowok mrk yg sk naek gunung.setiap mlm minggu ga prnh apel n ga prnh ngajak-ajak ceweknya.para co branggapan bahwa gunung tuch berbahaya bwat ce.akhirnya pr ce tuch nantangin co mrk kebut gunung.yg pd akhirnya cewek2 yg menang.horeee…

soo kesimpulan-nya cwe bs punya power jg yach, ngalahin cwo ?? waah wajib bca niy.. -nz-

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No Air
Jordin Spark feat Chris Brown

Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air? 

[Jordin] 
If I should die before I wake 
It's cause you took my breath away 
Losing you is like living in a world with no air, oh 

[Chris] 
I’m here alone, didn’t wanna leave 
My heart won’t move, it’s incomplete 
Wish there was a way that I can make you understand 

[Jordin] 
But how 
Do you expect me, to live alone with just me? 
‘Cause my world revolves around you 
It’s so hard for me to breathe 

[Chorus-Both] 
Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air? 
Can’t live, can’t breathe with no air 
That’s how I feel whenever you ain’t there 
There’s no air, no air 
Got me out here in the water so deep 
Tell me how you gon be without me? 
If you ain’t here, I just can’t breathe 
There’s no air, no air 
No air air, No air air 
No air air, No air air 

[Chris] 
I walked, I ran, I jumped, I flew, 
Right off the ground to flow to you 
There’s no gravity to hold me down, for real 

[Jordin] 
But somehow I’m still alive inside 
You took my breath but I survived 
I don’t know how but I don’t even care 

[Both] 
So how do you expect me, to live alone with just me? 
‘Cause my world revolves around you 
It’s so hard for me to breathe 

[Chorus-Both] 
Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air? 
Can’t live, can’t breathe with no air 
That’s how I feel whenever you ain’t there 
There’s no air, no air 
Got me out here in the water so deep 
Tell me how you gon be without me? 
If you ain’t here I just can’t breathe 
There’s no air, no air 
No air air, No air air 
No air air, No air air 

No more 

No air 

Baby 

There's no air, no air 

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Oooooooooooooh 

[Chorus-Both] 
Tell me how I’m supposed to breathe with no air? 
Can’t live, can’t breathe with no air 
That’s how I feel whenever you ain’t there 
There’s no air, no air 
Got me out here in the water so deep 
Tell me how you gon be without me? 
If you ain’t here I just can’t breathe 
There’s no air, no air 
[Jordin] 
(Do you expect me, to live alone with just me 
Cause my world revolves around you, It's so hard for me to breathe) 

[Both] 
Tell me how I'm supposed to breath with no air? 
Can't live, can't breathe with no air 
That's how I feel whenever you ain't there 
There's no air, no air 

[Outro-Both] 
Got me out here in the water so deep 

Tell me how you gonna be without me? 

If you ain’t here I just can’t breathe 

There’s no air, no air 
No air air, No air air 
No air air, 

No air  




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